---
name: "Fast Fashion Brewing (The Masonry)"
status: notviable
platform: none (Facebook only)
url: https://www.fastfashionbeer.net/
tags: [Beer, QueenAnne]
firstSeen: 2026-07-17
lastChecked: 2026-07-17
---

Brewery taproom at The Masonry, 20 Roy St, Seattle, WA 98109 (Lower Queen
Anne / Uptown), with a second production/taproom location in SoDo. Third-
party coverage (Washington Beer Blog) describes a monthly karaoke night
(2nd Thursday) and an all-vinyl dance party (3rd Saturday), but neither is
confirmed on the venue's own site.

Investigated 2026-07-17: the venue's own "Events" section on
`fastfashionbeer.net` reads only "For upcoming brewer's dinner event
information, please see our Facebook events page" — no dates, no
recurring-schedule confirmation, no structured feed of any kind. Fails the
quality gate's "has a public events page or feed" bar (Facebook-only isn't
scrapable).

**Verdict**: Not viable — no first-party public calendar. Revisit if the
site ever publishes its own event listings confirming the recurring
karaoke/dance-party pattern.
