---
name: "Tilted Thunder Roller Derby"
status: notviable
platform: Squarespace
url: https://www.tiltedthunder.org/events
tags: [Sports]
firstSeen: 2026-07-05
lastChecked: 2026-07-05
---

Banked-track roller derby league. Site runs on Squarespace, but
`/events?format=json` returns an empty `mainContent` block — the
`/events` page is a static landing page, not a real Squarespace events
collection, so there's no structured feed to parse.

Investigated 2026-07-05: the only confirmed upcoming bout ("Banked
Track Double-Header," 7/18/26) is held at the Evergreen State
Fairgrounds in Monroe, WA — roughly 30 miles outside Seattle, not
Seattle-focused. The following "Sasquatch Smash" tournament (Oct
2026) also historically runs at the same Monroe venue. Combined with
no structured event data on the venue's own site, this fails both the
Seattle-focus and known-platform quality gates. Not recommended.
