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my girl is obsessed with sex (Diaries)

By llimllib
Tue May 11th, 2004 at 01:55:14 PM EST

llimllib's Diary

Up until a few weeks ago, I had been kissing a girl, R, for some time. We didn't have relationship or any such deal, but we had a tacit agreement that we liked to hang out with each other. She was a very attractive brunette, and we had some good times.

Unfortunately, there were a couple of problems. She likes to take pills - adderol, adrenaline, and sleeping pills. She thought that the solution for her current mood was to take a pill in the other direction. Feeling a little up? take a downer. A little down? take an upper! Also, she was nearly always drunk; while this was good for my sex life, it was getting a little annoying.


The Pursuit

During the same period of time, I had been chasing, on and off, a girl named J. J is a tall, thin, blonde, which is just my type. She is in the same dance troupe as R, and a girl named A. In fact, she looks quite a bit similar to A; make of that what you will. That will only make sense if you've read the previous diary.

At one point, I made a visit to J's room late at night. My fraternity and her sorority had a party that night, and J and I had been dancing and flirting for a good portion of that time. When I went to visit some friends late, after the party, they said they knew where her room was. We made a visit over there, primarily because one of the guys I visited had been hooking up with J's friend. Things went well, we were flirting some more, until I had to go to the bathroom. When I came back to the room, her current boyfriend was in the room, standing in the position I had been in when I left, holding Jenna.

I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed,
someone's taking my place
Whoa cecilia...
In a funny aside, her boyfriend at the time and I almost got each other kicked out of school in this very building when we were freshman (that story is a good one, and for another diary). Now here we were, both seniors within months of graduation, pursuing the same freshman.

The capture

Fast forward a couple of weeks. I'm still hooking up with R, but really looking to get out of that. There's another party at J's house, this time for greek week. R is not greek, so I can be there uninterrupted. I meet J inside after this party, and she suggests that we go hang out at my suite. Naturally, I'm interested, as are a couple other people there, and we all head towards my suite. I manage to walk alongside J, and determine with no subtley whatsoever that she is no longer with my rival - Score! But it would not be so easy.

Who comes up to the suite, but both R and K (mentioned here), making my task more difficult. Up in the suite, everyone was playing beer pong, or playing drinking jenga, or just chilling, but I had a mission. I will leave out details, but eventually, J and I were headed out on a walk towards the track. I'll let you know that high jump mats are very comfortable.

The Conclusion

What amazes me about J and her freshman friends is how sex-obsessed they are. I've hooked up with my share of girls at college, but not one of them compares to any one of these girls. J, herself, is ready pretty much anytime for some fun. "Play with meee!", she whines when I'm not attentive enough. J is at least chill compared to her roommate and one of her friends that comes into her room to hang out; those two will bang anything that moves (or sometimes might not).

Last night, J and I didn't hang out, because I was playing poker and had a headache afterwards. Here's what she IMs me this morning:

J: omg i was soo drunk last night and all we wanted to do was watch porn lol
J: it was soo funny
llimllib: haha
J: and i wake up today and there is soo much on my comp..i was soo confused
I mean, it's interesting and all, but I'm not sure what to do about this girl. Oh well, graduating on saturday, we'll see what happens after.

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my girl is obsessed with sex | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)
Few things (none / 1) (#11)
by the77x42 on Wed May 12th, 2004 at 05:29:15 AM EST
(d@ve.smells)

First off, posting about your sex life on K5 is not really all that cool because it's not like any of these limp bastards on here can give you advice.

Being in university myself, however, I feel the need to dispense information to you entitled: "the_77x42's Guide To Sluts"

The first rule is to never be emotionally attached to any girl you fuck. Come to think of it, this is the only rule. When you worry about their sex-obsession or their drug abuse, emotions are guiding your thoughts. This is a bad thing.

Students fuck to get their mind off exams. They do drugs to accomplish the same goal. They party to the same end. Fucking is a means. Never equate fucking to something personal when you are doing it with a college chick.

Reasons? Simple. If you treat the girl like shit and use her for the sex, she will be all over you and give it to you whenever you want. She will call and she will be really nice. "Why is this so, the_77x42?" Well, Timmy, it's because girls want to get what they want. If you don't want them, they want you. If they can't have you, they try like mad to get you.

"But why shouldn't I make sex personal?" Because as soon as the girl gets a hint that you are bringing emotions into the picture, they will have you and that's game over. No more sex, only expectations. Girls feed off loving, caring guys, and are willing to fuck anything that moves to arrive at their fodder. Once they have you, YOU are now the bitch.

There are simple tactics to maintain an emotionless relationship while establishing dominance. These tips include:

  • Cumming on her face when she doesn't expect it
  • Not returning a few (only a few) phone calls
  • Turning her down every so often
  • Making sure she starts the sex -- but you must always finish it
  • Don't eat her out all the time, but insist on that blowjob (goes with her starting the sex)
  • Make a point of picking out other, equally fuckable, girls on campus in front of her, but don't do this so blatantely -- you want her to feel inadequate
  • Go long periods of time without saying anything, then grope her unexpectedly. This will help her learn to keep her place and remind her that she is only an object
  • NEVER EVER EVER EVER TALK ABOUT ANYTHING SERIOUS WHILE YOU ARE DRUNK
This last point can't be emphasized enough. Drunk talk with a fuck friend leads to emotional statements and the dreaded, 'Awwwwww, that's so sweet.' BAD NEWS.

In summary, you have to play a tough game with this breed. the_77x42 provides a simple reminder when dealing with sluts:

The Three D's
Detach
Dominate
Dump

I hate sigs. - Me
Dude are you accusing me of telling a rusty? - Tex Bigballs


You messed up. (none / 0) (#8)
by Morkney on Tue May 11th, 2004 at 06:33:23 PM EST

J..J...J..Jenna..J

OH NOES (none / 0) (#9)
by llimllib on Tue May 11th, 2004 at 06:42:45 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

ok, I did. Her name is jenna.

Peace.
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For the love of god man! (none / 3) (#5)
by undermyne on Tue May 11th, 2004 at 04:14:04 PM EST
(undermyne at gmail dot com)

FUCK THEM ALL! LOTS! TAKE VIDEO!

When you are older, you will thank me.


"you godamn cracker, shut..the..godamn..fuck..up" thekubrix
Whoa, shit (3.00 / 4) (#3)
by The Muffin on Tue May 11th, 2004 at 03:42:28 PM EST

I honestly thought you were talking about my slut of an ex when you said "R" took all kinds of pills and drank all the damn time.

Its sorta sad that I can be totally unsuprised when somesne mentions 3 terrible qualities, and I instantly associate them with someone I used to think I loved.

...I need to find some new women.

- Sane because I know I'm crazy

once the rose-colored glasses come off (none / 0) (#6)
by llimllib on Tue May 11th, 2004 at 06:15:39 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

a whole new picture comes out.

Peace.
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"Play with meee!" (2.00 / 5) (#2)
by mutualaid on Tue May 11th, 2004 at 02:45:33 PM EST
http://www.google.com/search?client=googlet&q=vyr.us/lastmeasure&btnI=I'm+Feeling+Lucky

That shit would piss me off. It's like, when I want to fuck you I will. Otherwise shut the fuck up and go away.

She's obviously a spoiled little bitch and needs to be severely corrected.

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At the honest man's life or Estate
His wrath is entirely confined to wide frames
And to those that old prices abate

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choose your poison (none / 2) (#4)
by eudas on Tue May 11th, 2004 at 04:05:45 PM EST
http://www.kdi.com/~eudas

i think that's a much better problem than the other way around (not getting enough).

eudas
"We're placing this wood in your ass for the good of the world" -- mrgoat
[ Parent ]

question (none / 1) (#7)
by llimllib on Tue May 11th, 2004 at 06:18:06 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

do you pronounce your screenname in your head as "YOU-das" or "EH-oo-das"?

Peace.
[ Parent ]
answer (none / 1) (#10)
by eudas on Tue May 11th, 2004 at 06:47:27 PM EST
http://www.kdi.com/~eudas

I pronounce it as "YOU-das".

eudas
"We're placing this wood in your ass for the good of the world" -- mrgoat
[ Parent ]

blasphemy! (2.42 / 7) (#1)
by kkoolia on Tue May 11th, 2004 at 02:29:02 PM EST

no one on k5 is allowed to have sex with a GIRL

What is GIRLS? (none / 1) (#12)
by Ta bu shi da yu on Wed May 12th, 2004 at 09:36:50 AM EST
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