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User Info Competition Results! (Diaries)

By llimllib
Mon Aug 11th, 2003 at 03:08:42 PM EST

Tex.Bigballs Esq is the official winner, by a count of 17 out of a total 37 votes! Tex, send me your address so I can mail you a dollar. Your self-deprecating quotes made your user info a K5 classic, surely one of the great achievements of all time.

In other news, it continues to be ungodly hot outside. I have a fan blowing on me full power in my supposedly air-conditioned room. Also, K5 continues to fly like an injured drunken duck. Yeah Scoop!

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User Info Competition Results! | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

I demand a recount! (3.00 / 7) (#2)
by Zombie Joseph Stalin on Mon Aug 11th, 2003 at 04:27:02 PM EST
(joseph@stalin.com) http://www.stel.ru/stalin/

Fraud! Fraud! Fraud! Frains! Brains! Brains! Brains!

"BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINS! "
--The Terrorists

you fool (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by wji on Wed Aug 20th, 2003 at 02:24:13 AM EST
(elh one at sympatico dot see eh)

the people who count the votes decide nothing -- the people who... er... was something mentioned about brains?

"Congratulations, you failed as a goth. That makes you emo." --unknownlamer
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Acceptance speech (4.42 / 7) (#1)
by Tex Bigballs on Mon Aug 11th, 2003 at 03:44:19 PM EST
(K5 Premium Subscriber) http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

Well today is a glorious day for all both of Tex.Bigballs' fans from around the world. The fact that my illustrious user info page has won this very prestigious award only goes to show that when Tex gets lemons, he turns 'em into lemonade. And when Tex gets crabs, he turns 'em into crabcakes.

Anyway, I digress.

Actually, I shouldn't be too proud of myself. The real reason I won is because the large K5 homosexual vote was torn between K5 homo favorites edo and duxup.

In any event, I would like to nominate my dollar go to the CMF as a donation in my name. That way I will have a right to start complaining about this site since I will be an official donating member.

The gay vote (3.25 / 4) (#4)
by edo on Tue Aug 12th, 2003 at 03:51:43 AM EST
http://edo.sdf-eu.org/

> The real reason I won is because the large K5
> homosexual vote was torn between K5 homo
> favorites edo and duxup.

Dang! I feel like Ralph Nader now...

On the other hand, why so many of K5's ingles, inverts and Uranians voted for an ASCII-art pussy is beyond me.

I say it is time for K5's homosexuals to come together as one! (My place, Thursdays.)
--
Sentimentality is merely the Bank Holiday of cynicism.
- Oscar Wilde
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your generosity is unprecedented! (3.33 / 3) (#3)
by llimllib on Mon Aug 11th, 2003 at 04:43:55 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

<wild applause from the crowd> Let all monocle polishers rejoice!

Peace.
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