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It is too damn hot + User Info Competition Voting! (Diaries)

By llimllib
Sun Aug 10th, 2003 at 09:04:10 PM EST

Way too damn hot. I was going to play basketball, but I'm sweating just from typing. I had to move my stuff 300 yards from my summer room assignment to my fall one, and it was just about the worst possible day to have to do so.

Vote in the exciting finale of the user info competition. Will the state of my mental faculties sway the judges? Tex's self-referential quotes take the day? APA's American spirit win the field? Duxup's, uh, cute something, stun the field? edo's defiant proclamation of lonely homosexuality overcome the crowd?

Only you can decide.

Here are the contestants:

duxup
edo
Tex Bigballs
A Proud American
you are the chosen one
Just for full disclosure, my vote is for yatco's tip of the hat.

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And the winner is...

duxup 25%

edo 5%

Tex Bigballs 46%

A Proud American 10%

you are the chosen one 7%

write-in 5%

Votes: 39
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edo
Tex Bigballs
A Proud American
you are the chosen one
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It is too damn hot + User Info Competition Voting! | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

Hey, this sucks (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by A Proud American on Mon Aug 11th, 2003 at 02:41:32 PM EST
(AIM: A Proud USian)

We should divide the total vote percentage by the number of user accounts each votee receives.

So, Tex's 47% should be like 47/24, which is an adjusted rating of 2.

Mine would be 11% and then 11/1, which is 11.

I win!

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The weak are killed and eaten...

sorry man (none / 0) (#12)
by llimllib on Mon Aug 11th, 2003 at 02:52:03 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

rules is rules. Dupe accounts are legal on k5, as are they in my diaries. If you send me a self-addressed stamped envelope, though, I'll give you your percentage (1/37) * 4 = $.10.

Peace.
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This is the proudest day of my life! (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by edo on Mon Aug 11th, 2003 at 05:46:14 AM EST
http://edo.sdf-eu.org/

I wonder who voted for me... DJ Glock, is that you, you gorgeous big beast of a man, you?
--
Sentimentality is merely the Bank Holiday of cynicism.
- Oscar Wilde

Tex.Bigballs Esq. (5.00 / 3) (#8)
by You Are The Chosen One on Sun Aug 10th, 2003 at 10:05:34 PM EST

"Tex is an asshole, the size of which could only be used for giving birth to life-sized shit mannequins for which browsing kuro5hin.org -- looking for poor fools to rhetorically masturbate on -- is job #1." - Glickal

you said "rhetorically masturbate" (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by llimllib on Sun Aug 10th, 2003 at 10:08:10 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

100% pure comedy gold.

Peace.
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Go Tex (5.00 / 2) (#7)
by Spencer Perceval on Sun Aug 10th, 2003 at 09:48:06 PM EST

that bayou quote is pure brilliance.

All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

So, as I just told APA (none / 0) (#6)
by llimllib on Sun Aug 10th, 2003 at 09:35:02 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

The winner will be receiving one American dollar. The winner will be the person with the most votes at 3:00 PM EST tomorrow. I will write a diary asking them for their contact info.

Peace.

Come 'ere baby (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by A Proud American on Sun Aug 10th, 2003 at 09:29:49 PM EST
(AIM: A Proud USian)

You know you drive me up the virtual wall
The way you make good for all the nasty trolls you pull
Seems like we're givin' fives more than we're smokin' dub
And it always seems you've got Ru$ty on your mind
But not me
Girl, you gotta change your K5 ways - you hear me?

Oh, shit, anyway, what I wanted to ask, um, was, well, what does the winner get?!

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The weak are killed and eaten...

and we're smoking a lot of dub (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by llimllib on Sun Aug 10th, 2003 at 09:33:13 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

I, at this moment, promise to mail the winner one fresh american dollar. Or maybe it won't be fresh, but shit, it'll be an american dollar. The winner will be decided tomorrow at 3:00, and I will ask for their contact info in a diary.

Peace.
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oh yeah heyo... (none / 0) (#1)
by Nigga on Sun Aug 10th, 2003 at 09:07:27 PM EST

at around page 600 or so the new Harry Potter book finally starts to get interesting.

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all I know is we finally have proof

shit (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by llimllib on Sun Aug 10th, 2003 at 09:11:20 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

I gave it up around page 590, then pissed all over it, poured lighter fluid on it, lit it on fire and danced around it while the flames illuminated my madly screaming face. I may have to buy another copy, I don't think this one's salvageable.

Peace.
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good show mate. (5.00 / 3) (#3)
by Nigga on Sun Aug 10th, 2003 at 09:22:17 PM EST

I never give people props for being funny... except tex bigballs... so take this as a very high honor.... I'm sure you wouldn't have got that 5 though if i hadn't been drinking lager all day.

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all I know is we finally have proof
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It is too damn hot + User Info Competition Voting! | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

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