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F*&^ing women (Diaries)

By llimllib
Sat Jun 21st, 2003 at 07:13:07 PM EST

The girl I'm supposed to bring to my friend's graduation party is now an hour and a half late because "her horse fell down".

Her story is that she was riding her horse (named "doogie wowser" funnily enough), when he fell and kicked himself in the face. She wasn't hurt, but he needed stitches, so she had to wait for the vet.

During the writing of this diary, she called, so I am off to pick her up. Cry yourselves to sleep, for I will not be on K5 all weekend.

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doogie wowser

yes 11%

no 11%

maybe 16%

You actually used to go out with a girl whose horse is named doogie wowser? 61%

Votes: 18
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F*&^ing women | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

News Flash (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by monkeymind on Sun Jun 22nd, 2003 at 12:30:18 AM EST
(monkeymind02@fastmail.fm)

Woman runs late. Details at 11.

Your witty saying here

It's obvious to me ... (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by pyramid termite on Sat Jun 21st, 2003 at 07:36:20 PM EST
(wombatgrand@hotmail.com)

... which end of the horse she's more concerned about.

On the Internet, anyone can accuse you of being a dog.

I've heard of this happening before (3.12 / 8) (#4)
by Tex Bigballs on Sat Jun 21st, 2003 at 07:27:54 PM EST
(K5 Premium Subscriber) http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

Is your girlfriend asian by any chance? Since her shit might slant sideways she could have extra trouble balancing herself on top of the horse. At least that's according to what someone told me.

Holy slants, Batman! It's the one-joke boy wonder! (5.00 / 2) (#7)
by it certainly is on Sat Jun 21st, 2003 at 08:35:39 PM EST
http://www.kyz.uklinux.net/

Bored now.

kur0shin.org -- it certainly is

Godwin's law [...] is impossible to violate except with an infinitely long thread that doesn't mention nazis.
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Nah dude I actually have another joke (5.00 / 2) (#8)
by Tex Bigballs on Sat Jun 21st, 2003 at 08:38:37 PM EST
(K5 Premium Subscriber) http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

it's about how I went to burger king for onion ring sauce so I think that's two total.

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Hahahaha (4.00 / 5) (#3)
by pocide on Sat Jun 21st, 2003 at 07:26:50 PM EST
http://malefactor.org/

What a dumb horse.
fuck rusty foster.

Horse > You (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by Fredrick Doulton on Sat Jun 21st, 2003 at 07:19:02 PM EST
(Fredrick<underscore>Doulton@hotmail.com)

Man, she picked a horse over you. You must feel pretty low right now.

_{I got Mod-Bombed by one of Scott Lockwood's multiple personalities, and all I got was this lousy sig.}

Not surprised. (4.66 / 6) (#2)
by it certainly is on Sat Jun 21st, 2003 at 07:22:31 PM EST
http://www.kyz.uklinux.net/

Have you seen the size of those things?

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Godwin's law [...] is impossible to violate except with an infinitely long thread that doesn't mention nazis.
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And they cost a fortune [nt] (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by Stick on Sat Jun 21st, 2003 at 07:43:15 PM EST
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