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By llimllib
Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:28:20 PM EST

My frisbee team needs a name. The best suggestions will be subtly dirty, but not exceedingly vulgar. We wear red jerseys, but a quality suggestion need not include any references to our shirt color.

Give me a name for the summer. If there are several good suggestions, I may put them up for voting in the next diary.

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Your Chance to Show Off Your Creativity | 23 comments (23 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

The Cunning Runts (5.00 / 5) (#19)
by rusty on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 01:43:27 PM EST
(rusty@kuro5hin.org) http://www.kuro5hin.org/

It'd be better if your team members are mostly short, but in any case.

Alt: The Big Slinging Discs.

____
I thought you'd be out cliff diving off the coast of indonesia with spider monkeys tripping on acid. --lumpenprole

1 on the list (none / 0) (#22)
by llimllib on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 02:01:32 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

The cunning runts is beautiful.

Peace.
[ Parent ]

Truman Capote reference: (none / 0) (#16)
by eSolutions on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 01:27:04 PM EST
(amazing_esolutions_now(a)yahoo) http://HymenOfTheMind.blogspot.com

The Mean Reds.

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Making periods more convenient -- one box at a time.
--Tampax Commercial

haven't read capote (none / 0) (#18)
by llimllib on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 01:38:34 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

So I don't know what you mean.

Peace.
[ Parent ]

Team name suggestions (4.50 / 2) (#10)
by A Proud American on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:50:44 PM EST
(AIM: A Proud USian)

"The Socialists"
"Team 8.0 SP2"
"The Drunkards"
"Marry Me Melissa"

____________________________
The weak are killed and eaten...

2 go on the list (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by llimllib on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:56:13 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

I like #1 and #4, they go on the list. I like #2 as well, but it wouldn't make for good cheers.

Peace.
[ Parent ]

Suck my disc (nt) (4.00 / 2) (#7)
by Stavr0 on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:46:52 PM EST
(K5 Expendable Crewmember) http://www.kuro5hin.org/user/Stavr0/diary

- - -
Pax Americana : Oderint Dum Metuant

a classic (none / 0) (#9)
by llimllib on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:49:41 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

but as I said before, I'm looking for more outlandish

Peace.
[ Parent ]

I've got vulgar (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by sonovel on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:43:08 PM EST
(nutscrapeiscrap@nospam.netscape.net)

"The Red Mice"

I don't get it (none / 0) (#6)
by llimllib on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:46:02 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

First, by vulgar, I meant containing curse words. Dirty is good. However, I don't get the reference?

Peace.
[ Parent ]

Think ... (5.00 / 2) (#20)
by sonovel on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 01:46:08 PM EST
(nutscrapeiscrap@nospam.netscape.net)

of a used small feminine product with a tail.

[ Parent ]

never thought of those that way... (none / 0) (#23)
by llimllib on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 02:02:25 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

rebel against NT!

Peace.
[ Parent ]

Where are you located? (4.00 / 2) (#2)
by DrJohnEvans on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:36:37 PM EST

Assuming you're not in Toronto, you know your Ultimate lingo, and you don't mind a spot of healthy plagiarism, you could have quite a few from which to pick and choose.

I call your attention to:

Lick my Disc
Limp 'Disc'it
Fugly Huckers
Ivana Huckalot (we played 'em last night)
Flick Tease
Slap My Ass And Call Me Willy
Slap My Ass And Call Me Wally
Slap My Ass And Call Me Wooly
Once Hucked Twice Laid

And, not on the list, hailing from fine Waterloo:

A Good Deep Discing

whose logo consisted of two guys ostensibly layout out for a disc, one on top of the other.

--
_{Proud member of the K5 Axis of Evil since 2002.}

oh, and, forgot to say (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by llimllib on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:47:25 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

cool site. I'd never heard of it before.

Peace.
[ Parent ]

Well (5.00 / 1) (#13)
by DrJohnEvans on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:59:06 PM EST

It's just the team list for my summer league. Nothing too exciting.

--
_{Proud member of the K5 Axis of Evil since 2002.}
[ Parent ]

I meant the ultilingo link (none / 0) (#15)
by llimllib on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 01:12:19 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

I didn't even see the team list link. Oh, and I play in philly.

Peace.
[ Parent ]

Oh, right! (5.00 / 1) (#17)
by DrJohnEvans on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 01:28:52 PM EST

I'd forgotten I'd put that link in there. My mistake. Lots more where that came from at Ultilinks.

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_{Proud member of the K5 Axis of Evil since 2002.}
[ Parent ]

all too common (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by llimllib on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:41:52 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

I've heard of most of them, and the others are too related to frisbee. For summer league, I like to have an absolutely ridiculous name.

Peace.
[ Parent ]

Understood. (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by DrJohnEvans on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:58:37 PM EST

Please specify "Outlandish" and "Not related to Ultimate" in the requirements next time; makes our jobs a lot easier. :)

--
_{Proud member of the K5 Axis of Evil since 2002.}
[ Parent ]

my sincerest apologies (5.00 / 1) (#14)
by llimllib on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 01:10:31 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

I oppose NTs.

Peace.
[ Parent ]

A very old, very dumb joke (4.33 / 3) (#1)
by DesiredUsername on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:34:45 PM EST
(physics_seeker@yahoo.com)

"Nads". This is so that, when you are playing, your fans can shout: "Go Nads!"

Play 囲碁

Heh (5.00 / 2) (#21)
by KilljoyAZ on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 01:47:52 PM EST

Reminds me of an infomercial I saw while drunk for Nad's - a hair removal product from some chick named Nadine from Australia.

Some of the testimonials I remember:

Getting Nad's was the best thing that ever happened to me!
I stepped out of the shower when something caught my eye. I shouted, 'Hey, you've got Nad's!'

High comedy.

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Creativitiy cannot be SPELT by over 98% of all American troops. - psychologist
[ Parent ]

never heard that (none / 0) (#5)
by llimllib on Fri May 30th, 2003 at 12:44:50 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

I'd never heard of that, but I like it. It goes on the list.

Peace.
[ Parent ]

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