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By llimllib
Sun May 25th, 2003 at 12:49:54 PM EST

Could you put the toilet paper roll in the right way, so that I can pull down to rip off a piece? Thanks.

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seriously, people, this is not hard | 14 comments (14 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)

What is the right way? (none / 0) (#13)
by Orion Blastar on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 07:02:27 PM EST
(orion_blastar@yahoo.com) http://www.normad.com:4096/district268/

Over the top, or from the bottom?

What if the toliet paper isn't on a roller? Just flip it over if it is the wrong way.

How about those public toliet paper rolls that are rigged to just give you one sheet when you pull on them? What if you hand goes through the toliet paper because it is just one sheet and not two? I like the double-ply toliet paper, can't stand the el cheapo single-ply rolls.

Consider it ... (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by sonovel on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 03:34:48 PM EST
(nutscrapeiscrap@nospam.netscape.net)

Consider it an IQ test.

You failed.

And then you wrote a diary informing everyone that you failed.

No, YOU failed. (none / 0) (#9)
by mcgrew on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 05:37:33 PM EST
(Kuro5pam@mcgrew.info) http://www.mcgrew.info

You got your information from Ann Landers. Dumbass Ann, who got most things wrong, consulted an engineer who informed her that putting it on wrong (ie, under not over) gave it the most strength.

The ability of your toilet paper to sustain a pull from the roll is not the question here. The question is, how can you grab a piece while standing uo, to clean your glasses?

And when sitting down, which way is easier to grab to wipe your ass?

The OUTSIDE, not the inside.

Results of your IQ test are- you are a cow, who gets their information from "authorities" who in turn get their information from people in the wrong profession, and furthermore ask the wrong question, usually from, as in this case, the wrong experts.

Thank you and please try again.

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"Only nut cases want to be president." -Kurt Vonnegut
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Umm. (none / 0) (#12)
by sonovel on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 06:03:29 PM EST
(nutscrapeiscrap@nospam.netscape.net)

It depends on the place.

Over is more easier and faster.

Under is superior in a house with playful dogs, cats and small children.

Dumbass.

Every think that everything isn't black and white.

Damn you and the rest of you toilet paper Fascists!

[ Parent ]

Duh (none / 0) (#14)
by mcgrew on Mon May 26th, 2003 at 06:22:37 PM EST
(Kuro5pam@mcgrew.info) http://www.mcgrew.info

Keep the door closed! I rest my case.

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"Only nut cases want to be president." -Kurt Vonnegut
[ Parent ]

how so? (none / 0) (#8)
by llimllib on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 04:58:18 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

I put it in the right way, it's the other people that can't seem to get that right.

Peace.
[ Parent ]

Thank you (3.00 / 2) (#4)
by DrH0ffm4n on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 01:59:22 PM EST

I was going to write a diary on this very subject.
You have saved me the effort. So I extend to you my thanks.

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_{The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.}

Ungrateful bastard. (4.50 / 2) (#2)
by A Spineless Liberal Commie on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 01:07:11 PM EST
(i-love@marx) http://www.philosophypages.com/ph/marx.htm

You know, some people in Africa don't even have toilet paper, let along toilets. They have to defecate in the street. So you damn well better be grateful you have paper. Do you here me, boy?

spelling nazi attack (1.00 / 1) (#10)
by mcgrew on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 05:40:01 PM EST
(Kuro5pam@mcgrew.info) http://www.mcgrew.info

You're spill chucker id you wurst enema

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"Only nut cases want to be president." -Kurt Vonnegut
[ Parent ]

but (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by llimllib on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 01:08:20 PM EST
(llimllib at f2o .. org)

when they defacate in the street, I hope the last guy left the rock the right way up.

Peace.
[ Parent ]

Kittens (4.00 / 2) (#5)
by marcos on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 02:27:07 PM EST

That's what we use. We call them mobile toilet paper units. Have you seen Mr. Bones?

[ Parent ]

Good choice. (5.00 / 2) (#7)
by sonovel on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 03:36:21 PM EST
(nutscrapeiscrap@nospam.netscape.net)

They're environmentally friendly since they are self cleaning and reusable.

[ Parent ]

In the cunt tree (3.00 / 1) (#11)
by mcgrew on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 05:43:49 PM EST
(Kuro5pam@mcgrew.info) http://www.mcgrew.info

Y'all durn city slickers don't know sheeit. Y'all caynt usen ROCKS, that's jest plain queer. Ya use LEAVES, dammit. And furthermore y'all better know the difference between oak leaves and poison ivy leaves. Dumbass city slickers.

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"Only nut cases want to be president." -Kurt Vonnegut
[ Parent ]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA (4.00 / 2) (#1)
by noogie on Sun May 25th, 2003 at 12:54:48 PM EST
(noogie.brownATgmail.com)

toilet paper pulls down yoU!

I'm smarter than the average bear.

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