0. (Intro)
1. RSA 3: state symbols:
  - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_New_Hampshire_state_symbols
  - http://www.cowhampshireblog.com/nh-almanac-state-symbols/
  - branding: GWU "visual identity" rebrand
2. IPA:
  - (/nuːˈhæmpʃər/) and (/ˈkɒŋkərd/)
  - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA/English
  - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet
  - Ruthie speech therapy
3. Mispronunciations:
  - コンコード and ニューハンプシャー
  - Presidential candidates
  - Telemarketers
  - Canadian Consul-General Bernadette Jordan: "New Hamp-shy-er"
4. Why waste time on this?
  - Same thing about anything in RSA 3
  - Didn't actually take that long
  - We're a part-time legislature with 400 members
  - I do actually have bills on more important topics, too (1 of 11)
  - Trenches are already dug on other topics
  - Bills on less-important topics are a chance to bring us together
5. Non-germane amendment: oppose
