This post has awakened ancient pagan demons. Only purification by fire can save us now. Please shut down all of your Jenkins machines before it is too late.

Awesome! I have seen worse Jenkins pipelines than this.

I maintain worse Jenkins pipelines than this. Reminds me, I need to restock some whiskey.

Anyone know of a version that is no fun and many profit? Asking for a friend.

Chris, Becoming an expert on jenkins then selling your services as a 'jenkins consultant'.

This is like a flower sprouting out of the ground of an abandoned factory.