{
    "templates": [
        "gives {user} a {size} of {nuggets} with a side of {sauces}."
    ],
    "parts": {
        "size": [
            "single, Death Star-sized mass",
            "tower",
            "code to a bank vault full",
            "suede briefcase full",
            "greasy parcel full",
            "cargo ship full",
            "beautifully-carved solid oak chest three-quarters full",
            "rusty shipping container full",
            "cookie jar half-full",
            "6-piece order",
            "10-piece order",
            "20-piece order",
            "couple of leftover crumbs from an order",
            "chewed up handful",
            "lumberjack handful",
            "conspicuous plastic baggie",
            "raccoon stash",
            "abnormally large hollow chocolate full",
            "carefully blended 16-oz smoothie",
            "large wooden rabbit full",
            "whatever-spare-change-can-buy amount",
            "Boeing 747 full"
        ],
        "nuggets": [
            "freshly battered and fried all-white-meat chicken nuggets",
            "corn-flake crusted chicken nuggets",
            "spicy chicken nuggets",
            "OG McNuggets",
            "soggy, steamed chicken nuggets",
            "grilled chicken nuggets",
            "rock solid chicken nuggets straight from the freezer",
            "Minion McNuggets",
            "Dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets",
            "literal 24K gold nuggets",
            "beef nuggets",
            "reindeer nuggets",
            "kangaroo nuggets",
            "handcrafted, fair trade chicken nuggets",
            "moose nuggets",
            "horse nuggets",
            "quail nuggets",
            "goat nuggets",
            "rabbit nuggets",
            "balut nuggets",
            "extra-firm tofu nuggets",
            "seitan nuggets",
            "tempeh nuggets",
            "salmon nuggets",
            "turkey nuggets",
            "lamb nuggets",
            "chicken nuggets that taste suspiciously like sawdust",
            "baked, low-fat chicken nuggets",
            "chicken-shaped dinosaur nuggets",
            "Salad Nuggets",
            "special-edition chicken nuggets",
            "still kind-of frozen chicken nuggets",
            "mecha-nuggets",
            "deep-fried pink slime",
            "decomposing chicken nuggets (probably?)",
            "Denver Nuggets",
            "Butterfinger dessert nuggets",
            "imaginary nuggets"
        ],
        "sauces": [
            "mayonnaise",
            "ketchup",
            "sweet and sour sauce",
            "nacho cheese",
            "BBQ sauce",
            "sweet chili sauce",
            "honey mustard",
            "buttermilk ranch dressing",
            "teriyaki sauce",
            "tzatziki sauce",
            "extra-hot buffalo sauce",
            "marinara sauce",
            "Frank's RedHot sauce",
            "maple syrup",
            "soy sauce",
            "Sriracha sauce",
            "malt vinegar",
            "Worcestershire sauce",
            "hoisin sauce",
            "Hollandaise sauce",
            "Bechamel sauce",
            "Veloute sauce",
            "pesto sauce",
            "guacamole",
            "pico de gallo",
            "honey mustard",
            "Caesar dressing",
            "Thousand Island dressing",
            "mango habanero sauce",
            "mint jelly",
            "grape jelly",
            "raspberry jelly",
            "raita",
            "onion chutney",
            "tamarind chutney",
            "coriander chutney",
            "the blood of nugget-denying heathens",
            "the tears of banned users",
            "anders's baby-batter"
        ]
    }
}
