{
    "templates": [
        "Might I suggest {type} {attack} with {preweapon} {postweapon} and {weapon}!"
    ],
    "target_templates": [
        "Might I suggest {type} {attack} on {user} with {preweapon} {postweapon} and {weapon}!"
    ],
    "parts": {
        "type": [
            "a full-frontal",
            "a pincer",
            "a surprise",
            "a brutally excessive",
            "a suicide",
            "a multi-pronged",
            "a glorious",
            "an acid-heavy",
            "an immediate",
            "a violent",
            "a traditional Sontaran",
            "a devasting"
        ],
        "attack": [
            "assault",
            "attack",
            "bombardment",
            "offensive",
            "barrage",
            "charge",
            "strike",
            "operation",
            "manoeuvre"
        ],
        "preweapon": [
            "laser",
            "berserker",
            "acid",
            "armoured attack",
            "proton",
            "three kinds of",
            "atomic",
            "toxic",
            "explosive",
            "red-hot",
            "thermal",
            "automated fire",
            "cluster",
            "enhanced germ",
            "energy-drink-fueled"
        ],
        "postweapon": [
            "bees",
            "chainsaws",
            "marmots",
            "acid",
            "monkeys",
            "mines",
            "bombs",
            "snakes",
            "spiders",
            "knives",
            "rockets",
            "sharks",
            "owls",
            "repurposed cybermats",
            "cannons",
            "alligators",
            "scalpel mines"
        ],
        "weapon": [
            "robots",
            "ninjas",
            "grenades",
            "a dolphin full of napalm",
            "acid",
            "dynamite",
            "xenomorphs",
            "lots and lots of C4",
            "tactical nukes",
            "MacGyver",
            "bio-weapons",
            "rocket launchers",
            "an elephant",
            "automated laser monkeys",
            "a memory worm for afterwards",
            "this pencil"
        ]
    }
}
