{
    "templates": [
        "grabs {user} and {spank} them {xtimes} times with {item}."
    ],
    "parts": {
        "spank": [
            "paddles",
            "spanks",
            "whips",
            "lashes",
            "straps",
            "smacks",
            "wallops"
        ],
        "xtimes": [
            "two",
            "three",
            "four",
            "five",
            "six",
            "seven",
            "eight",
            "nine",
            "ten"
        ],
        "item": [
            "a riding crop",
            "a wooden spoon",
            "a leather flogger",
            "a wooden paddle",
            "a wooden cane",
            "a hickory tree switch",
            "a feather duster",
            "a cat o' nine tails",
            "a leather belt",
            "an open hand"
        ]
    }
}
