{
    "templates": [
        "serves {user} a {size} {cut}, {temp}, topped with {topping} and a {side}!"
    ],
    "parts": {
        "size": [
            "pea-sized",
            "morsel of",
            "miniscule",
            "TV-dinner-sized",
            "6 oz",
            "8 oz",
            "12 oz",
            "16 oz",
            "22 oz",
            "36 oz",
            "gargantuan",
            "titanic"
        ],
        "cut": [
            "Wagyu steak",
            "Kobe steak",
            "shoulder roast",
            "rib roast",
            "ribeye",
            "sirloin",
            "filet mignon",
            "T-bone",
            "porterhouse",
            "London broil",
            "skirt steak",
            "brisket",
            "New York strip",
            "tri-tip",
            "round steak",
            "prime rib",
            "chopped steak patty",
            "cow tongue",
            "rump roast",
            "chuck steak",
            "horse steak",
            "T-Rex tenderloin",
            "steak, unfortunately sliced WITH the grain"
        ],
        "temp": [
            "still-twitching",
            "blue",
            "raw",
            "cooked rare",
            "cooked medium-rare",
            "cooked medium",
            "cooked medium-well",
            "cooked well-done",
            "burnt-to-a-crisp",
            "vaporized"
        ],
        "topping": [
            "grilled onions",
            "sauteed mushrooms",
            "sauce bearnaise",
            "a nice bourbon glaze",
            "A-1 steak sauce",
            "Worcestershire sauce",
            "ketchup",
            "mustard shallot sauce",
            "barbecue sauce",
            "chimichurri",
            "herbed compound butter",
            "red wine reduction",
            "horseradish",
            "numerous types of mustard",
            "chili aioli",
            "roasted garlic"
        ],
        "side": [
            "basket of freshly-baked rolls",
            "side of mashed potatoes and gravy",
            "side of roasted red potatoes",
            "baked potato with all of the fixin's",
            "side of fries tossed in parm and truffle oil",
            "side of sweet potato fries",
            "side of sweet potato mash",
            "side of McDonald's fries",
            "side of curly fries",
            "side of thick-cut chips",
            "side of more steak cut into the shape of fries",
            "side of wild rice",
            "side of creamed spinach",
            "side of onion rings",
            "kale quinoa salad",
            "slow-roasted Italian Hasselback potato",
            "side of sesame ginger coleslaw",
            "side of haricot verts",
            "side of roasted parsnips",
            "side salad with blue cheese dressing",
            "side salad with ranch dressing",
            "side salad with French dressing",
            "side salad with Balsamic vinaigrette",
            "side salad with raspberry vinaigrette",
            "side of rubbed peaches",
            "side of roasted green beans with harissa",
            "fruit salad",
            "JELL-O salad",
            "side of broccoli and cheese casserole",
            "side of macaroni and cheese",
            "side of collard greens",
            "side of mustard greens",
            "side of Swiss chard",
            "side of tomato chickpea salad",
            "Greek salad",
            "side of lemon mint tabbouleh",
            "side of garlic mushroom cous cous"
        ]
    }
}
