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        "insult": [
            "You are the son of a motherless ogre.",
            "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.",
            "I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.",
            "Go climb a wall of dicks.",
            "You fight like a dairy farmer.",
            "I've spoken to apes more polite than you.",
            "Go and boil your bottom! Son of a silly person!",
            "Go away or I shall taunt you a second time.",
            "Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?",
            "Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.",
            "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.",
            "Well, they do say opposites attract...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured...",
            "Are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?",
            "Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.",
            "Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.",
            "Bite my shiny metal ass!",
            "Up yours, meatbag.",
            "Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies...",
            "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself!",
            "I'll use small words you're sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.",
            "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.",
            "Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change.",
            "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.",
            "Look up Idiot in the dictionary. Know what you'll find? The definition of the word IDIOT, which you are.",
            "You're dumber than a bag of hammers.",
            "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?",
            "If I had a dick this is when I'd tell you to suck it.",
            "Go play in traffic.",
            "The village called, they want their idiot back.",
            "Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.",
            "The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.",
            "Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?",
            "I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.",
            "You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.",
            "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.",
            "Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.",
            "If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.",
            "Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.",
            "If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.",
            "Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.",
            "Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.",
            "Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?",
            "Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.",
            "I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.",
            "What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?",
            "It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.",
            "Shock me, say something intelligent.",
            "If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!",
            "If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.",
            "Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!",
            "You are proof that God has a sense of humor.",
            "You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.",
            "It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.",
            "You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.",
            "You fear success, but really have nothing to worry about.",
            "It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.",
            "You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?",
            "You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.",
            "At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.",
            "I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.",
            "You're so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks.",
            "Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein's monster was ugly too.",
            "I heard you went to a haunted house and they offered you a job.",
            "Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.",
            "Your face makes onions cry.",
            "Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down",
            "You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone.",
            "Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.",
            "You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!",
            "When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?",
            "Why dont you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal?",
            "Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.",
            "Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.",
            "You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.",
            "You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit",
            "You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, \"concentrate\".",
            "Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?",
            "Your parents hated you so much your bath toys were an iron and a toaster",
            "You look like a before picture.",
            "You so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!",
            "If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.",
            "Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?",
            "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!",
            "Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?",
            "Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head",
            "Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.",
            "You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.",
            "You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.",
            "If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.",
            "You have the perfect face for radio.",
            "You're not exactly bad looking. There's just one little problem between your ears - your face!",
            "Looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.",
            "Everyone who ever loved you was lying.",
            "You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.",
            "You only annoy me when you're breathing.",
            "We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.",
            "I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!",
            "If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.",
            "So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?",
            "I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.",
            "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.",
            "So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.",
            "I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?",
            "Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?",
            "You act like your arrogance is a virtue.",
            "Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!",
            "I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.",
            "It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.",
            "You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.",
            "You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.",
            "You conserve toilet paper by using both sides.",
            "Just wait till you can't fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?",
            "If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.",
            "You get as much action as a nine button on a microwave.",
            "You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.",
            "Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?",
            "Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.",
            "Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.",
            "With a face like yours, I'd wish I were blind.",
            "Looks aren't everything; in your case, they aren't anything",
            "Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!",
            "You must think you're strong, but you only smell strong.",
            "I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.",
            "You shouldn't play hide and seek; no one would look for you.",
            "You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.",
            "I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?",
            "You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag.",
            "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole!",
            "Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?",
            "I was pro life before I met you.",
            "Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.",
            "I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.",
            "Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!",
            "It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.",
            "You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.",
            "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!",
            "Are your parents siblings?",
            "Don't you need a license to be that ugly?",
            "If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.",
            "Being around you is like having a cancer of the soul.",
            "I'm blonde, what's your excuse?",
            "You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.",
            "You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.",
            "I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.",
            "You're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.",
            "You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.",
            "Your head is so big you have to step into your shirts.",
            "You're so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you!",
            "If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.",
            "You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!",
            "You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.",
            "If a crackhead saw you, he'd think he needs to go on a diet.",
            "I fart to make you smell better.",
            "You're so ugly words can't explain it. So I'll just go throw up.",
            "A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.",
            "Your ambition outweighs your relevant skills.",
            "You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.",
            "Your dad's condom is bigger than your personality.",
            "Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?",
            "Come again when you can't stay quite so long.",
            "If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.",
            "You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they are your equals.",
            "You have a very sympathetic face. It has everyone's sympathy.",
            "Two legged stool sample.",
            "If you had another brain, it would be lonely.",
            "100,000 sperm, and you were the fastest?",
            "I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.",
            "I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!",
            "You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.",
            "Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.",
            "You're so fat, if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take their word for it!",
            "You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.",
            "You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said \"Aww what a treasure\" and your mom said \"Yeah, lets bury it.\"",
            "You're so fat, you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.",
            "The sound of your urine hitting the urinal sounds feminine.",
            "Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.",
            "You are so old, you fart dust.",
            "You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.",
            "If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar.",
            "You are so old, even your memory is in black and white.",
            "Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.",
            "You prefer three left turns to one right turn.",
            "You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.",
            "You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.",
            "You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.",
            "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.",
            "What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?",
            "For those who never forget a face, you are an exception.",
            "You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.",
            "Don't get insulted, but is your life devoted to spreading ignorance?",
            "You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.",
            "Just reminding you there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.",
            "The best part of you is still running down your old man's leg.",
            "You better hope you marry rich.",
            "There's only one problem with your face: I can see it.",
            "You have enough fat to make another human.",
            "If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair.",
            "You're so ugly, they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight.",
            "Your ears are so big when you stand on a mountain they look like trophy handles.",
            "You must have a Teflon brain, because nothing sticks.",
            "I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.",
            "You're so old, you walked into an antique shop and they put you on display.",
            "You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!",
            "You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!",
            "Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has anulled the anthropoid ape species' diversity.",
            "If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.",
            "Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.",
            "You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.",
            "You're so fat, when you jump in the air, you get stuck!",
            "You'll make a great first wife some day.",
            "Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.",
            "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?",
            "The clothes you wear are so ugly even a scarecrow wouldn't wear them.",
            "You know you're fat when no one has mentioned you're also ginger.",
            "Hold on, I'll go find you a tampon.",
            "Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!",
            "If you were any dumber I would have to water you twice a week.",
            "It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.",
            "You're so fat, your double chin has a double chin.",
            "You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!",
            "I wish you no harm, but it would have been much better if you had never lived.",
            "Your mom must have a really loud bark!",
            "Yeah you're pretty. Pretty stupid",
            "You're a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.",
            "Your breath is so stinky, we look forward to your farts.",
            "People like you are the reason I work out.",
            "There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!",
            "You're so fat your shadow casts a shadow.",
            "You're the reason they invented double doors!",
            "One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.",
            "You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!",
            "Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.",
            "Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run UP your face.",
            "Please tell me you don't home-school your kids.",
            "I'd say that you're funny but looks aren't everything.",
            "When anorexics see you, they think they need to go on a diet.",
            "You grow on people, like a wart!",
            "You're so fat your belly button has an echo echo echo...",
            "When it comes to IQ, you lose some every time you use the bathroom.",
            "Nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?",
            "Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?",
            "You're stupid because you're blonde.",
            "You're as useless as a marzipan dildo.",
            "You're an epic f**k-up. You're so dense that light bends around you.",
            "Do you know 90% of household dust is made of dead human skin? That's what you are to me.",
            "Jesus Christ, see you, you're a f**king omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.",
            "I've come across a lot of psychos in my time, but none as f**king boring as you. I mean you are a really boring f**k. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing. You are a really boring F star star C**T.",
            "I've never seen anybody look so f**king ugly with just one head.",
            "When I need your advice, I'll give you the special signal: which would be me being sectioned under the f**king mental health act."
        ]
    }
}
